The Queue

I mean I am definitely here, but this feels early… And if I’m here, where’s Liz?

These time streams are all sorts of messed up!

While I try to sort that out, it’s time for — The Queue!

Just listening to music and writing the Queue, y’all. How’re you all doing?

‎It is Wednesday, my Queueds.

It’s also the first full day of cat-watching at the parents’ place, which means the GF and I basically have a house for an entire family and their many cats all to ourselves. Not that we’re going to throw a party behind my parents’ back and then have to epically cover it up in one hour because they came home early and caught us off guard, movie-style. But we will have a large house to ourselves, full of cats. And frankly, that was more than enough of an excuse to use this title.

But enough about that. Let’s Queue.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we race to finish before we melt into a puddle.

Sure I was supposed to be here last week, but there’s nothing sinister going on! Liz certainly hasn’t taken a trip up to Canada to kidnap me and lock me in a basement somewhere to write articles or anything…

While I learn how to hide secret messages in my posts, it’s time for — The Queue!

I seem to keep mixing things up for you, Queue, because here I am again, on Friday, when I was not supposed to be here today.

Well. Let’s Queue.

Season 1, y’all.

I might stretch myself and play a Barbarian this time. Also, man, nobody told me that this sword model is finally in World of Warcraft after me literally asking for it since Wrath of the Lich King.

That’s right, #TeamVanilla won this past weekend’s Splatfest, and Shiver remains rightfully at the top — and well above — Big Man and Frye for overall wins. And if you don’t know what any of that means, I have good news for you: This is The Queue, and we’re about to answer some non-Splatoon-related questions.

So without further adueue, let’s a-Queue.

So I’m currently watching a Twitch stream, waiting for the dryer to finish so I can make the bed, doing back to school shopping online, and playing a round of Hearthstone Battlegrounds while my son tells me all about his favorite train in his favorite game on Roblox, so yeah, I’m definitely not going to type the wrong thing here.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we Burlington Northern.

What day is it? What time is it? The week is only beginning and I’m already at a loss.

So we may as well go ahead and Queue.